Simian Sling

Simian Sling

Artifact Creature — Equipment Monkey

Mana cost: {R}

How we read this card

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.

static — gives +1/+1

Whenever this creature or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.

triggered — deals 1 damage

Reconfigure {2}

Causes: anything deals noncombat damage.

Cares about: nothing.

Works well with

a nontoken Equipment enters the battlefield — 649 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

  1. Firion, Wild Rose Warrior — When Simian Sling enters, Firion, Wild Rose Warrior makes a token

an Equipment enters the battlefield — 658 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling enters:

  1. Puresteel Paladin — draws you 1 card
  2. Sokka and Suki — makes a token
  3. Barret, Avalanche Leader — makes a token
  4. The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster — draws you 1 card
  5. Giott, King of the Dwarves — draws and discards
  6. Hammer of Nazahn — triggers
  7. Sigarda's Aid — triggers

12 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

an artifact attacks — 1,243 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling attacks:

  1. Alibou, Ancient Witness — deals X damage
  2. Bio-Asset Allocator — makes each opponent lose 1 life
  3. Assaultron Dominator — puts a counter on a permanent
  4. Aloy, Savior of Meridian — triggers

an artifact deals combat damage — 1,243 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling deals combat damage:

  1. Locutus of Borg — makes a token
  2. Sharding Sphinx — makes a token
  3. Antagonist Incorporator — makes a token
  4. Research Thief — draws you 1 card
  5. Thopter Spy Network — draws you 1 card
  6. Hive Mind Coprocessor — makes you lose life
  7. Pia Nalaar, Chief Mechanic — puts a counter on a permanent you control
  8. Automated Assembly Line — triggers

2 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a nontoken artifact deals combat damage — 1,243 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

  1. Virulent Silencer — When Simian Sling deals combat damage, Virulent Silencer puts 2 counters on a permanent

anything deals noncombat damage — 3,068 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling deals noncombat damage:

  1. Quest for Pure Flame — puts a quest counter on itself
  2. Fear of Burning Alive — deals that amount damage
  3. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary — draws you that many cards
  4. Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph — deals 2 damage
  5. Chandra's Incinerator — deals that much damage
  6. Chandra's Pyreling — gets +1/+0
  7. Talon of Pain — puts a charge counter on itself
  8. Asgardian Inspiration — returns itself from the graveyard
  9. Thor, Guardian of Midgard — exiles a card from your library
  10. Virtue of Courage // Embereth Blaze — exiles a card from your library

36 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

life is lost — 3,160 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling makes a player lose life:

  1. Far Fortune, End Boss — raises your speed
  2. Zahur, Glory's Past — raises your speed
  3. Mendicant Core, Guidelight — raises your speed
  4. Aether Syphon — raises your speed
  5. Vnwxt, Verbose Host — raises your speed
  6. Embalmed Ascendant — raises your speed
  7. Slick Imitator — raises your speed
  8. Nesting Bot — raises your speed
  9. Howlsquad Heavy — raises your speed
  10. Hour of Victory — raises your speed

46 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

an artifact is cast — 3,683 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling is cast:

  1. Sai, Master Thopterist — makes a token
  2. Ravenous Robots — makes a token
  3. Pinnacle Emissary — makes a token
  4. Mirrodin Besieged — makes a token
  5. Poetic Ingenuity — makes a token
  6. Digsite Engineer — makes a token
  7. Myrsmith — makes a token
  8. Riddlesmith — draws you 1 card
  9. Dr. Madison Li — puts a counter on a permanent you control
  10. Biotransference — makes you lose life

271 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a nontoken artifact enters the battlefield — 3,768 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling enters:

  1. Ultron, Artificial Malevolence — makes a token
  2. The Prydwen, Steel Flagship — makes a token
  3. Conquest Mission — puts a quest counter on itself

4 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature attacks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

When Simian Sling attacks:

  1. Fractal Harness — puts counters on a permanent
  2. Paleontologist's Pick-Axe // Dinosaur Headdress — draws you 1 card
  3. Anthem of Rakdos — gives +2/+0
  4. Baseball Bat — taps a creature
  5. Thunder Lasso — taps a creature an opponent controls

194 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature is cast — 18,010 cards in the game can cause this (Simian Sling is one).

  1. Primeval Bounty — When Simian Sling is cast, Primeval Bounty makes a token

90 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.