Bloated Processor

Bloated Processor

Creature — Phyrexian

Mana cost: {2}{B}

How we read this card

Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

activated Sacrifice another Phyrexian —

activated Sacrifice another Phyrexian — puts a counter on it

When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power.

triggered —

Causes: sacrifice a Phyrexian, a Phyrexian is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a counter on anything, create a token, put a token onto the battlefield, put a counter on a token.

Cares about: a Phyrexian to sacrifice.

Works well with

a Phyrexian is put into a graveyard from the battlefield — 34 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Gift of Compleation — When you sacrifice another Phyrexian to Bloated Processor, Gift of Compleation surveils

a Phyrexian attacks — 495 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Vulpine Harvester — When Bloated Processor attacks, Vulpine Harvester brings a card back

a nontoken Phyrexian enters the battlefield — 496 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Darksteel Splicer — When Bloated Processor enters, Darksteel Splicer makes a token

a Phyrexian enters the battlefield — 524 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Essence of Orthodoxy — When Bloated Processor enters, Essence of Orthodoxy puts a counter on a permanent

a creature gets a counter — 2,691 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When Bloated Processor gets a counter:

  1. Hollowmurk Siege — draws you 1 card
  2. Ant-Man, Colony Commander — makes a token
  3. Earth Kingdom General — gains you that much life
  4. Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute — deals that much damage
  5. Generous Patron — draws you 1 card
  6. Shalai and Hallar — deals that much damage
  7. Danny Pink — draws you 1 card
  8. Enduring Scalelord — puts a +1/+1 counter on itself
  9. Bold Plagiarist — puts counters on a permanent
  10. Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order — draws you 1 card

33 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything is sacrificed — 3,450 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Gorbag of Minas Morgul — When you sacrifice another Phyrexian to Bloated Processor, Gorbag of Minas Morgul triggers

2 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a token enters the battlefield — 3,710 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When a permanent enters thanks to Bloated Processor:

  1. Baron Bertram Graywater — makes a token
  2. Marneus Calgar — draws you 1 card
  3. Belladonna Took — gains you 1 life
  4. Kambal, Profiteering Mayor — makes a token
  5. Lucy MacLean, Positively Armed — makes a token
  6. Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards — draws you 1 card
  7. Cloakwood Swarmkeeper — puts a +1/+1 counter on itself
  8. Woodland Champion — puts that many +1/+1 counters on itself
  9. Leonardo, the Balance — puts a counter on a creature
  10. Spiritcall Enthusiast // Scrollboost — becomes prepared

3 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a token is created — 3,711 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When Bloated Processor makes a token:

  1. Akim, the Soaring Wind — makes a token
  2. Idol of Oblivion — draws you 1 card
  3. Rosie Cotton of South Lane — puts a counter on a permanent
  4. Mirkwood Bats — makes each opponent lose 1 life

17 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything gets a counter — 4,415 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. All Will Be One — When Bloated Processor gets a counter, All Will Be One deals that much damage

8 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield — 5,057 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Long Feng, Grand Secretariat — When you sacrifice another Phyrexian to Bloated Processor, Long Feng, Grand Secretariat puts a counter on a creature

11 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a card in a graveyard — 7,589 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Gale, Waterdeep Prodigy — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Gale, Waterdeep Prodigy can bring back
  2. Transplant Theorist — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Transplant Theorist can bring back
  3. Heart-Shaped Herb — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Heart-Shaped Herb can bring back
  4. Wayward Angel — Bloated Processor fills your graveyard toward the 7 or more cards Wayward Angel needs
  5. Rescue from the Underworld — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Rescue from the Underworld can bring back
  6. Victimize — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Victimize can bring back
  7. Bound // Determined — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Bound // Determined can bring back
  8. Enlightened Confidant — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Enlightened Confidant can bring back
  9. Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern can bring back
  10. Aerith, Last Ancient — Bloated Processor puts cards into the graveyard that Aerith, Last Ancient can bring back

434 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything goes to a graveyard — 7,589 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When a Phyrexian hits the graveyard thanks to Bloated Processor:

  1. Quest for Ancient Secrets — puts a quest counter on itself
  2. Planar Void — hits a graveyard
  3. Measure of Wickedness — gives an opponent control of itself
  4. Energy Field — sacrifices itself

7 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything attacks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When Bloated Processor attacks:

  1. Shaun, Father of Synths — makes a token
  2. Far Fortune, End Boss — deals 1 damage
  3. Temmet, Naktamun's Will — draws you 1 card
  4. Optimus Prime, Hero // Optimus Prime, Autobot Leader — puts a counter on a permanent
  5. Invisible Woman — triggers
  6. Caesar, Legion's Emperor — sacrifices a creature

122 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature attacks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Adaptive Omnitool — When Bloated Processor attacks, Adaptive Omnitool searches a library

198 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature is cast — 18,010 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When Bloated Processor is cast:

  1. God-Eternal Oketra — makes a token
  2. Bloodbond March — brings a card back

89 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a nontoken creature enters the battlefield — 18,448 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Samwise Gamgee — When Bloated Processor enters, Samwise Gamgee makes a token

32 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature enters the battlefield — 19,800 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

When Bloated Processor enters:

  1. Scurry Oak — puts a counter on itself
  2. Fathom Mage — puts a counter on itself
  3. Lonis, Genetics Expert — puts a counter on itself
  4. Enduring Courage — gives +2/+0

347 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything enters the battlefield — 26,499 cards in the game can cause this (Bloated Processor is one).

  1. Prowl, Stoic Strategist // Prowl, Pursuit Vehicle — When Bloated Processor enters, Prowl, Stoic Strategist // Prowl, Pursuit Vehicle puts a +1/+1 counter on itself

59 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.