Discourtesy Clerk

a Vampire attacks — 484 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk attacks:

1. Glass-Cast Heart — makes a token
2. Sanctum Seeker — makes each opponent lose 1 life

a nontoken Vampire attacks — 484 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

1. Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle — When Discourtesy Clerk attacks, Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle makes a token

a Vampire creature is cast — 484 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

1. Bloodlord of Vaasgoth — When Discourtesy Clerk is cast, Bloodlord of Vaasgoth grants bloodthirst

a Vampire deals combat damage — 484 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk deals combat damage:

1. Rakish Heir — puts a counter on a permanent
2. Stensia Masquerade — puts a counter on a permanent

a Vampire enters the battlefield — 500 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk enters:

1. Anje, Maid of Dishonor — makes a token
2. Forerunner of the Legion — gives +1/+1
3. Markov Enforcer — deals damage
4. Evelyn, the Covetous — exiles a card from a library

life is lost — 3,160 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk makes a player lose life:

1. The Master of Lake-town — mills a card
2. Intermediate Chirography — puts a counter on a creature
3. Vilis, Broker of Blood — draws you that many cards
4. Vengeful Warchief — puts a +1/+1 counter on itself
5. Wax-Wane Witness — gets +1/+0
6. Oath of Lim-Dûl — sacrifices an enchantment
7. Marina Vendrell's Grimoire — triggers
8. Lich's Mastery — triggers
9. Lich's Tomb — sacrifices a permanent
10. Gonti's Machinations — puts a counter on a permanent you control

46 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a card is drawn — 3,815 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk makes a player draw a card:

1. Aether Syphon — mills a card
2. Temmet, Naktamun's Will — gives +1/+1
3. Niv-Mizzet, Parun — deals 1 damage
4. The Locust God — makes a token
5. Starving Revenant — makes each opponent lose 1 life
6. Diviner's Wand — gets +1/+1
7. Ominous Seas — puts a foreshadow counter on itself
8. Dream Trawler — gets +1/+0
9. Iron Man, Armored Avenger — puts a counter on a creature
10. The Astonishing Ant-Man — puts a +1/+1 counter on itself

57 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything attacks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk attacks:

1. Far Fortune, End Boss — deals 1 damage
2. Grim Javelineer — gives +1/+0
3. Invisible Woman — triggers
4. Caesar, Legion's Emperor — sacrifices a creature
5. Guide of Souls — triggers
6. Campsite Cuisine — sacrifices a Food
7. Gossip's Talent — triggers
8. Banon, the Returners' Leader — draws and discards
9. Toph, Earthbending Master — puts a counter on a permanent
10. Three Dog, Galaxy News DJ — sacrifices an Aura

113 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature attacks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk attacks:

1. Adaptive Omnitool — searches a library
2. Anthem of Rakdos — gives +2/+0
3. Kindred Discovery — draws you 1 card
4. Invasion of New Capenna // Holy Frazzle-Cannon — puts counters on a permanent
5. Chorale of the Void — brings a card back
6. Saw — sacrifices a creature
7. Gisa's Favorite Shovel — makes an opponent sacrifice a creature
8. Ultima Weapon — kills a creature an opponent controls
9. Total War — kills a creature

182 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature blocks — 17,934 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk blocks:

1. Mage Hunters' Onslaught — makes a player lose 1 life
2. Tide of War — sacrifices a creature
3. Dead-Iron Sledge — kills a creature
4. Dwindle — kills a creature

24 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

a creature enters the battlefield — 19,800 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

When Discourtesy Clerk enters:

1. Slash, Reptile Rampager — deals 2 damage
2. Ray Fillet, Wave Warrior — puts a counter on itself
3. The Neutrinos — gets +1/+0
4. Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry — grants flying, haste and menace
5. Aetherstorm Roc — puts a counter on a permanent you control
6. Raphael, Most Attitude — exiles a card from your library

312 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.

anything enters the battlefield — 26,499 cards in the game can cause this (Discourtesy Clerk is one).

1. Prowl, Stoic Strategist // Prowl, Pursuit Vehicle — When Discourtesy Clerk enters, Prowl, Stoic Strategist // Prowl, Pursuit Vehicle puts a +1/+1 counter on itself

40 other cards care about it too. These are the ones with the most connections.